听说facebook有问题了

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结果发生了严重问题!

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Arrrrr~~~~

听说啊~~~~~~~
听说我啊~~~~~~
听说我要啊~~~~~
听说我只是想要啊~~~~~
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!

听说这条路的名字是...

听说很恶心...

听说这个市区很恶心
听说很多恶心的人都聚集在这里
听说这里爬楼梯要小心
因为会有挡路狗

听说如果你来到这里
可以看到美丽的风景
这里很有internet cafe的味道
听说这里什么人都有
高的矮的外表年轻的模仿野兽的
听说他们都很懂得如何在这社会生存
看到他们
听说眼睛会痛到流泪
看到他们
听说连10年前的除夕团圆饭都可以呕出来


别误会
听说这里不是麻坡啦
听说这里也没有外劳
听说这里也没有阿瓜
听说这里是...
听说中的人间天堂

e problem

hear say usm have big 'e' problem,

hear say not only tekun have it's 'e' fall down,

hear say the big name University Sains Malaysia at sg2 entrance also have it's 'e' peel off,

hear say the 'e' is dull...

hearsay jz for fun

))! TML

Hear Said Aiyo i havent take o !!

Hear Said i noob in English !!

Hear Said only me take LMT 100 !!

Hear Said i so normal in physics school !!

Hear Said i want to create Miracle !!

Hear Said if u study hard and study smart , u
sure will score good result without
consider that u born iniate with GOOD
or BAD IQ , in another words , IQ 1
percent , 99 percent is Hardworking .

Hear Said Everyone is GENIUS , so i Hope what
Hear Said from one law or sercet can
help u wish come truth that i heard
from someone said in physics school .

Hear Said he just know said but he cant do it
properly

Hear Said he score bad in Test 2 with an excuse
he sick

Hear Said TRuTh OR FAkE ??

Hear Said Ask KEKE( ask HIM )

Hear Said Human Being Prone to do bad things ? Is it mean we can greedy ?

Hear Said It cause By Evil and Angel in BibLE?? WHAT that ?? WHat is GOD ??? Hear said is GOD = GOOD !!!

hear say 4/5

hear say the experimental value for the hardness of LSP 300 is 4/5 !!!
hear say the the hardness of a paper is always 1 on it's own scale, because it is compare to self.
hear say experiment fail because deviated as great as 1/5 = 20% > 15%, for that we need to redo?
hear say no, this is not the main objective of LSP 300.

hear say LSP 300 essay only can up to 300 words,
hear say the number really scary, not because of too big, but it's too little.
hear say at this level, we could compose a novel?
hear say i read novel also head pain...
hear say sien dao

听说之考试篇

Abstract
Hear say Abstract = Theory + Procedure + Conclusion.

Theory
Hear say LSP300 no need to study because we cannot study language.

Procedure

1. Hear say I wake up after enough sleep.
2. Hear say I eat because I hungry.
3. Hear say I go exam because I have to.

Apparatus
Hear say we need brain, exam slip, etc.

Data Analysis
Part A: Reading Comprehension (70%)
Hear say the text is hard to understand and the questions are insane.

Part B: Essay (30%)
Hear say got only 2 questions to choose and both are difficult.

Discussion
Hear say cannot discuss, so I cannot do discussion here.

Conclusion
Hear say LSP300 very difficult.

References
IK, after finish his LSP300 paper.

inference...

hear say, school of physcis got various GODs for reason (not for shuang),
hear say, there are many relligion within the men and women (children? got meh?),
hear say, though variety of them, but they believe in GOD,
hear say, we got many Muslimin-musliman, Cristian, Buddhist, Hinduist, Taoist, and more...
hear say, we even got free thinker,
hear say, they are too free to think, no wonder they take science, take maths', take physics, 'cause physics really need to think a lot.
hear say, to cope this, we need to have many image of GOD, though they are of the singular, to HIM,
hear say, we all know Allah, Siddharta Gautama Buddha, we know Jesus, we know Nabi Muhammad s.a.w.
hear say, they are all very famous, why?
hear say, they are GOD, and images of GOD...
hear say, when we meet religious people, they talk about GOD, and they talk about those images of GOD.
hear say, since we have so many field, we need many GOD's images,

know what, hear say we only have one GOD, got?

Rumors

It's rumoured that we'll have enough time to finish the topics for exams. So we tried to get ken-san and ryu-san to use their superpowers on unsuspecting dan-san instead of studying.

Later we heard that we could get online if we went downstairs. It turned out the connection is just there but will not move. It's said that everytime when we are at the verge of giving up only will things come out, like the webpage fb. Each time we're about to shut the explorer down, it loads. But sometimes it just shut down.

Indah Kembara is reknown for it's ultra-cheap food prices. I feel like they're throwing the food away for counting that cheap. Suspecting that something is behind it! Black illegal activities behind the counter! Rumor has is that pharmacy students eat there all the day.

Oh, someone said the 'E' of "TEKUN" has falled off and now reads "T KUN" like sasuke-kun or T-rex. "RESTU" would be read as " E T " someday

听说ZCA110 coursework 分数出了...

听说分数post在moodle了
但是我们进不去
听说我们这些noob只能进nooble，不能进moodle
听说我的分数只有68分
听说我做amway所以退步了
听说我被贬了，不能再做数学神
听说我什么都不会，只会解释
听说别人问我数学我什么都不懂
T_T

听说我很勤劳
听说我今早去上课时tutorial 4只剩17题还没做
但听说tutorial 4只有17道问题
听说我只会抄tutorial
结果disqualified做数学神
听说我就是noob

facebook

听说我除了读书还会玩facebook
听说HF也会玩facebook
听说HF post了很多别人睡觉的照片
听说KKY很不爽
听说KKY骂HF侵犯别人的隐私

听说我是王

听说我是王

很久以前流传一个传说。。。
听说是酱讲的。。。
听说有一个王国住了很多麻乐佬，没有麻乐女。。。叫做乐死土。。。邻国是特棍。。。
有一天，特棍王国著名的预言家告诉乐死土的居民，这里有个王。。。就是我。。。
可是听说我不姓王。。。真逼切。。。
预言家告诉我，没有人比我适合做了。。。
可是又听说最近有子民要造反了。。。
传说中的口水王复活了，要抢王位！
送他做咯。。。聘请预言家做他丞相也不错。。。

听说我不做王之后，收到一封offer letter,问我要不要做神？？？
听说有个语文神的职位丢空了很久，so最近要找人去做做咯。。。
那就去做咯，反正最近没什么课上。。。身边又有terengganu神，physics神，真神，？？神。。。
听说很热闹。。。

又有一个传说。。。
听说吃piza很辛苦的。。。
physics神打电话去order去却打不到，就找语文神打，别咚！
终于terengganu神打到！
但是！！！piza婆不给physics神吃！要跟他倾gai! 一定要他做一条路出来，才送给他吃！
听说比吃辣椒还辛苦。。。
真是那个吃piza的人，就会觉得pi...(源自哪个吃辣椒的人，就会觉得辣！）

听说terengganu神sting了。。。不要坐车了！走路！
愿他走路快乐，感恩。。。感谢国家父母朋友对他的爱。。。感恩。。。

最后听说有去上课的都是好学生！我没去！听说不是好学生了！
tolong~ pang sai zhua....

听说我很坏

听说我是Terengganu神
听说来到这里，我的成绩还差过中等
听说是因为我看不起别人，所以没资格当神

听说我很会策划
听说我说话总那么好听
听说我很有leadership，但没有leadershit

听说这只是表面而已
听说真实的我，有很多不为人知的秘密
听说我笑里藏刀
听说如果我讲笑话你不笑，你就会被插到
听说我很虚伪
听说很多人都会被我骗
听说我没有良心
听说这是为了保护自己（以免天诛地灭）
听说我每天笑，所以我才有脸（要不然阴功没有脸）

听说我很白，不止...
听说我还超级白

听说我的report写完了

听说星期三的lab比较好
听说physics lab report很难写
听说每次都要写几十页
听说% of deviation 大过15%就糟糕
听说如果这样就要重做experiment!!!
这还得了!!!

听说第一个experiment有很多error
听说要有error才能写report
听说因为experiment的题目就是error analysis
但不是听说% of deviation要小过15%吗？
别担心
听说大家都很厉害
听说大家的% of deviation 大过0%小过15%
这样大家才能写出report又不用重做experiment
Physics school的人果然了不起!
当然啦! 听说physics school有很多神嘛！
你有听说过吗?

听说我的report很糟糕
听说我的report很多错误
听说我的% of deviation高达600%
怎么办!?怎么办!? tissue paper~~~~~~
听说我不管3×7=21
听说我照交report
听说班长更够力
听说班长以身作则
听说班长保持着800%的记录
班长果然有王者风范
这就是听说中的leadership
我只有leadershit

但是...
听说我的report没有错
听说是lab manual的错
听说lab manual的standard values错了
听说就是因为这样我才600%!
NOOB lab manual!

听说我计划星期六和星期日写完最后一份report
听说我不会管理和策划
听说我只顾着玩
听说我从星期五下午到星期一凌晨连笔盒都没从书包拿出来过一次
听说我只好在星期一赶report
听说HF更糟糕
听说他星期一凌晨才开始写report
听说他喊要tissue paper
听说他是星期一做experiment的
听说这证明了星期三的lab比较好!

听说ZCA102 coursework 分数出了

听说IK很伤心
听说是因为少过25分要去final exam而伤心
听说HF也伤心
听说是因为乱用Biot-Savart law输IK 0.7分而伤心
还有听说...
听说我考不好
听说是因为卖安利产品而考不好！

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i hear say MLZH no need go 102 final liao
coz i hear say IK hear MLZH say he gt 25 marks liao
then i hear Online Huat say 25 mark oredi pass liao
so hear say MLZH say dun wan go final oso dean list liao...

听说你很勇敢

听说HF买新车
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听说这是假的

听说padang kawad有车展
听说有靓车等人驾
听说车的价值高
听说撞到就不得了
听说车子都没有牙
听说HF很害怕，可是HF没办法
听说他为了面子顶硬上，顶硬上
听说HF驾到很简单
听说原来没有这样可怕
听说这证明了一件事
听说HF很勇敢
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p/s: 听说我等下有 speaking T.T

听说我要开始写blog了

听说我除了读书以外什么都不会
听说我只是physics神
听说我不会玩游戏王
听说我不会玩maple
听说我不会管理与策划
听说我没有leadership
听说我的小册子里面的资料都是错的...
但，这些只是听说而已。
你们只是随便听听别人随便说说嘛！
现在我要你听我慢慢说
听说我除了读书还会很多东西
听说我会玩dota
听说我会翻白眼
听说我会online玩msn和facebook
听说我会卖amway产品
听说我会打太极
听说我会pcc
听说我没有leadership但至少我有leadershit啦
听说我还会写blog!