Sunday, October 21, 2012
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Pre-master Degree
Hearsay MD has a flair for being a good businessman. Equipped with good persuasion skills and a knack for false promises, many a graduate student has he swayed from 正道, leaving them in the bitter winds of a graduate student.
Hearsay lab assistant with enough history can hold a 5k monthly salary also. Low-level lab assistant gets 2k salary, but can afford a RM1000++ smartphone. Do they cheat with a low base salary but a high allowance?
It was also noticed that lab assistants are veteran tea drinkers. They drink very slowly for maximum time.
Hearsay we don’t bother about the school’s inventory as there aren’t many auditors regarding that part. Things that are not needed can be trashed here and there without much regard for collateral damage.
Hearsay Johor is fertile land for…?Saturday, August 18, 2012
Selamat Hari Raya
Rumor has it that everyone is going back during Raya because it is a long holiday.
Hearsay you can't pump your tire full before long journey, because the internal pressure will rise from heat of the tire's friction and expand more than it's capacity. It would lead to an explosive burst at high speeds if you're on the highway.
Hearsay the police are also very hardworking at earning duit raya, and more speed traps have been set up along the road. Hearsay all summons are sent to "syarikat swasta" as "gaji" le. Have to look out for speed limits le.
Hearsay that twilight and direct noon are bad times for travelling as visibility is poor. Twilight is where everybody have different ideas of when to turn on the headlights, making it difficult to discern other vehicles. In noon there is just too much sun, and it's hot. It is believed that travelling too much in direct sunlight has detriment effects on one's eyesight, so get a pair of sunglasses to filter out the harmful rays.
Hearsay the direction of north to south is more lenient that south to north. Hearsay got people can do an overtake maneuver with the left side of the highway lane. Hearsay they're a time bomb for accidents.
Hearsay you can avoid all that if you use the plane. Hearsay car accidents are more prone to aircraft accidents, though the fatality level is way different.
Hearsay mostly everyone will be back again after Raya.
Happy Hari Raya~!
Hearsay you can't pump your tire full before long journey, because the internal pressure will rise from heat of the tire's friction and expand more than it's capacity. It would lead to an explosive burst at high speeds if you're on the highway.
Hearsay the police are also very hardworking at earning duit raya, and more speed traps have been set up along the road. Hearsay all summons are sent to "syarikat swasta" as "gaji" le. Have to look out for speed limits le.
Hearsay that twilight and direct noon are bad times for travelling as visibility is poor. Twilight is where everybody have different ideas of when to turn on the headlights, making it difficult to discern other vehicles. In noon there is just too much sun, and it's hot. It is believed that travelling too much in direct sunlight has detriment effects on one's eyesight, so get a pair of sunglasses to filter out the harmful rays.
Hearsay the direction of north to south is more lenient that south to north. Hearsay got people can do an overtake maneuver with the left side of the highway lane. Hearsay they're a time bomb for accidents.
Hearsay you can avoid all that if you use the plane. Hearsay car accidents are more prone to aircraft accidents, though the fatality level is way different.
Hearsay mostly everyone will be back again after Raya.
Happy Hari Raya~!
Sunday, August 12, 2012
愚人节前夕
听说这几天将是个饭店做promotion的日子，大家都忙着捞荷包涨肚子。
而听说雨天和睡眠都给食物打败了，风吹雨打、清晨三时，门口都人潮济济。
最强的是，听说有连续三日的早午餐都是麦当劳的强汉。
有消息说：今天截至的麦当劳，三点就有人不眠地等了。（还需排队呢！）
听说来日的Manhattan fish stall，Baskin Robbins，和Sushi King已被各人写在日程表里了。
听说考试也是愚人节的好笑话（207）
而听说雨天和睡眠都给食物打败了，风吹雨打、清晨三时，门口都人潮济济。
最强的是，听说有连续三日的早午餐都是麦当劳的强汉。
有消息说：今天截至的麦当劳，三点就有人不眠地等了。（还需排队呢！）
听说来日的Manhattan fish stall，Baskin Robbins，和Sushi King已被各人写在日程表里了。
听说考试也是愚人节的好笑话（207）
11/8/12
听说要爆料的人都要有进监牢的决心，因为是大马的文化。
听说文法是一个不合逻辑的东西，不能用 Calculus 还是 QM 来和它理论。
听说规矩就是规矩。
听说老人都是要尊敬的。听说印度的 internet 是七上八下的。
听说 Tamil 是马来西亚其中一个暗语，跟不上是你的损失。
听说工作界大家都在用 touchscreen 的电子仪器了，是时尚。
听说要开始拉回那时候的无聊了。
听说文法是一个不合逻辑的东西，不能用 Calculus 还是 QM 来和它理论。
听说规矩就是规矩。
听说老人都是要尊敬的。听说印度的 internet 是七上八下的。
听说 Tamil 是马来西亚其中一个暗语，跟不上是你的损失。
听说工作界大家都在用 touchscreen 的电子仪器了，是时尚。
听说要开始拉回那时候的无聊了。
听说小结局
听说，大家都开始个跑个的了；大学生涯已在眨眼间到了散会的时候了。在人生中开始崭新的一页，努力让自己独立。
工作的社会，有了同学们的身影；如草丛中的羊儿，尝试嫩草，舔舐着成人味觉。听说个个都觉得还OK。
回到高学府深造的也不少，凭着七零八怪的原因都只是想寻找自己的小天地。虽然听说还是没人真正入府，但都祈祷大家都能安全着落并努力为梦想操劳。
当然，也没忘了四年课程的朋友们，继续努力了！Final Year 加油！
听说，这还没完呢……
工作的社会，有了同学们的身影；如草丛中的羊儿，尝试嫩草，舔舐着成人味觉。听说个个都觉得还OK。
回到高学府深造的也不少，凭着七零八怪的原因都只是想寻找自己的小天地。虽然听说还是没人真正入府，但都祈祷大家都能安全着落并努力为梦想操劳。
当然，也没忘了四年课程的朋友们，继续努力了！Final Year 加油！
听说，这还没完呢……
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